First dates can be nerve-wracking and thrilling, especially with someone who’s caught your eye. Despite careful planning, the potential for mishaps is ever-present. Surviving a disastrous first date is an unforgettable experience we all encounter at least once. When Jimmy Fallon asked for #WorstDate stories, the responses were hilariously cringe-worthy. Sometimes, a single disastrous date can reveal you’re true incompatibility. Delving into these entertaining tales feels like watching a real-life rom-com unfold before your eyes.
This Is Completely Unfathomable
It is a bit excessive to watch a movie with someone who is concerned about the rating of the film. Unless they are 18 or younger, they are not allowed. Mojo’s date was a fully grown adult, but she was behaving in such a childlike manner that it was embarrassing. Even while they were out together, he called home to ask his mother for permission.
She narrowly escaped a potentially disastrous situation, and if her date needs to get permission to see her, maybe he should rethink dating in the first place. This is completely unfathomable, and if we were in her shoes, we have no idea how we would react to the situation. It’s a nice thing to do, but at the same time, it’s very strange.
He Needs More Independence
It’s a wonderful thing to date someone who enjoys spending time with their family. One of the best characteristics that a person can have is a positive relationship with both their mother and their father. The only issue is that Kelly’s date had such a strong relationship with his parents that he brought them along on the date.
We believe that this is too much, and that meeting your date’s parents ought to take place much later on in the course of the relationship. It appears that Kelly’s date was only interested in bringing his parents because he enjoys being with them in their company. On the other hand, at the age of 25, he really ought to be a little bit more self-sufficient.
Creepy Vibe
This date gives off a creepy vibe. If you’re going on a date, bringing a dead body with you, even if it’s just in the trunk of your car, is just going to make things extremely awkward. It’s a good thing Christine has enough patience to sit through this guy’s conversation, but wow, if we were in her position, we definitely would have had the chills. It appears to be a scene taken straight from a terrifying movie!
Even though she works as a funeral director, which is a perfectly normal job, the behavior of her date screams that she is strange and unstable. We can’t help but wonder what kind of person he really is if he’s willing to do something like that on the first date. This is an extremely strange and unsettling first date.
Waiter Overstepped Boundaries
A strange altercation took place during Michelle’s date, and as a result, the rest of the evening was filled with a great deal of awkwardness. If we were in her shoes, we would have been completely perplexed by the situation. The waiter was actually her date, which may be an indication that her potential partner is either perplexed or in denial about the situation.
It is best to be mindful and respectful of people no matter who they are, regardless of your preferences in people. This waiter went beyond his or her authority, which was an extremely unprofessional move on their part. In the end, if you are going to confront someone, you should make sure that you don’t do it while they are out on a date with another person.
Things Aren’t As They Seem
When it comes to dating, making a good first impression is essential, especially on the very first date. Patrick had an unfortunate accident where he spilled soda on his private parts, and he had to explain to his date that it wasn’t what she thought it was when she saw him. After all, accidents like that take place all the time.
The spot where it landed, on the other hand, is somewhat precarious given the myriad of meanings that can be attached to it. Fortunately, he was able to redeem himself by offering an explanation for the mess. Things might not be as bad as they seem; after all, he might be wearing white pants instead. Patrick gained a lot of knowledge as a direct result of his participation in this activity.
Delightful Experience
On dates, it can be fun to share foods with the person you’re going out with. You are able to select one dish, and your date is able to select another. Then you’ll be able to try each other’s cuisine, which is sure to be a memorable and enjoyable experience. In this particular instance, more than just the food was tried out.
After being asked to smell something by her date, this unfortunate lady had to endure the humiliation of having her face pushed into a dish. This is the worst possible thing you could do, and it completely ruins the deal. It is one thing to ask your date to smell your food, but it is quite another thing to shove their food in their mouth while they are doing it. This cannot be allowed to stand.
Honesty Is A Beautiful Thing
It is a beautiful thing to be honest, especially when you are forthright about the things that you desire. On the first date that Robert and his wife went on together, Robert’s wife thanked him, and he responded by saying that he didn’t have much to do. Even though this is the straightforward reality, being this honest is not something that is encouraged.
In spite of the fact that Robert was honest, things worked out pretty well for him; he was able to locate his wife. Even though things don’t always go the way we want them to, they always end up working out for the best in the end. This is a story that they should tell their children so that maybe in the future they can all laugh about it together.
Cringe-Worthy Date
This date is guaranteed to give you the creeps. The number one thing that you shouldn’t ask for on a first date is money, and Chelsea’s date asked her for money, which is the number one thing that you shouldn’t ask for unless you decide to split the bill. He ended the date early and went on to do his own thing, including going to the store to buy his own scratch off ticket.
Even though he had just won $60, the most obnoxious thing he did was ditch his date so that he could go shopping with his newfound wealth. Because Chelsea was protected from getting involved in a relationship that could have turned out to be self-centered, she came out on top of this date. Good riddance, dude!
Someone Else’s Name
What could possibly be worse than getting dumped? Perhaps having another person address you by a name that is not normally used by you. When Chris’s date referred to him by another person’s name, it was clear that she was not in the right frame of mind. How embarrassing would that be for her! He must’ve felt so embarrassed.
When he wanted to take her out, she had ten friends over who happened to be there, and things just got even more awkward when she called him by the wrong name. To add fuel to the fire, his date had friends over when he wanted to take her out. It sounds like Chris is a really nice guy, but who is this Tom person anyway?
True Or False
Have you ever pondered the reason behind why some people choose to cover their laptop cameras with tape? Some people are very wary about their personal information being taken without their knowledge, as well as their camera being secretly recorded. It was one of these individuals who was Klara’s date.
There is a possibility that this is correct, but there is also a possibility that it is not correct. However, it is a wonderful way to start a conversation, and Klara might have picked up a thing or two about the risks associated with having her online privacy compromised. However, the way in which he dealt with the situation was to place the phone with the screen facing down on the table. Perhaps he should have brought out his phone rather than placing it on the table in such a way that made it appear to be acting suspiciously.
Warning Signal
Finding a common intellectual ground with other people is always a very rewarding experience. It is not only beneficial to your mental health, but it also makes a date ten times more enjoyable. When this girl felt that she had to take the initiative in the conversation that she was having with her date, she was not having a good time.
Always try to engage the other person in conversation (if you are able to), or at the very least, maintain a high level of energy. This young lady gave it her all, but in the end, her date complimented her in a manner that was unnecessarily straightforward. I was getting close to supposing that she was going to be stupid. Warning signal right there.
Bittersweet And Painful Date
This date was both satisfying and excruciating all at the same time. Imagine going to a bar only to find yourself in the emergency room later on in the evening because of something that happened there. The fact that she persisted in wearing it despite the fact that it was not a good look for her was something that her date found very attractive. Even though her toe was actively bleeding profusely, she was still able to secure a second date.
Accidents of any kind are horrible experiences that should be avoided at all costs because they are not good for anyone involved. On the other hand, there are times when positive outcomes follow, such as this date. Even though she had to get ten stitches, the evening took a turn for the better despite her expectations that everything would go in the wrong direction.
Hide And Seek
It seemed as though Cassidy’s date was completely disoriented as they searched the restaurant for him. She looked for him for at least five minutes in the restaurant, but she was unable to find him, so he decided to wave at her to let her know that he was still there. We live in strange times!
This is a story that you should definitely tell your children about how his date ended up being his wife. “When we went out on our first date together, your mother couldn’t remember what I looked like,” I said. What a great story to tell the kids; it was a funny experience and doesn’t sound like a bad first date at all.
This Isn’t My Car
When you are an independent woman, you may find that there are times when you also need to be aware of your surroundings. Anna was not at all cautious about the car that her date was driving, and as a result, she ended up getting into a vehicle that was not his. It took him knocking on the window before he could get her attention.
It is a good thing that the person who owned the car wasn’t present because if he had been, then everything would have become very embarrassing. In order to avoid any accusations of breaking into someone else’s private vehicle, Anna ought to remember to always ask her date what kind of car they drive the next time they go out.
Food Is Always A Great Idea
This woman was under the impression that rolls denoted singular pieces of sushi. Honest mistake, right? To put it simply, she gained substantially more than she had anticipated receiving. She was completely unprepared for the fact that two tables would need to be joined together just to hold all of the plates of sushi.
It is likely that all of the sushi she ordered left her date feeling quite full. Because eating together is almost always a good idea, we wouldn’t say that this was a terrible first date. They also had the option of taking the additional rolls with them. At least by the end of it, she had a better understanding of how to place an order for sushi.
I Got My Eyes On You
This situation is the epitome of awkwardness, and it is made even more so by the presence of a parent. Will was caught off guard when his date arrived at the cinema accompanied by her father. What exactly did her dad think they were going to accomplish by going to such a public location? This is an extremely strange occurrence, and if it were to happen, it would terrify us to see her father.
From all appearances, it appears that they did not go on a second date together. Will introduced his girlfriend to his father way too soon in their courtship. It’s possible that locking eyes with him in the theater scared him; we know that doing so would have frightened us. We have a good feeling about the likelihood that he will avoid going to theaters in the future when he is on dates.
Truly Magician
It is unsettling when you are out on a date with someone who fidgets nonstop the entire time. It was Marc who was twiddling his thumbs, leaving his date to wonder what on earth he could possibly be up to. It’s likely that she was thinking about a wide variety of things at the time. Is there a stuffed animal hiding in that sweater?
Incorrect—it turned out to be a pair of his mother’s pants. How.. awkward. Either we would burst out laughing or stand there with our mouths gaping open in utter disbelief when we saw it. Marc is the real deal when it comes to the art of magic, and we can’t help but wonder what other tricks he has up his sweater sleeve.
Wedding Dress For Her Date’s Ex-Wife
Tinder is a fantastic platform for interacting with people from all walks of life. When things don’t go as planned, it’s also a great place to find some new friends to hang out with. The one and only problem was that Claire’s date did not exactly exude beauty. Because she had been drinking, the whole thing appeared to be a haze.
In the end, she ended up assisting her date’s ex-wife in selecting a wedding gown. It’s hard to imagine a situation that could be more uncomfortable than that one! If that was the end of the evening, then we are curious to know how the first part of the date went. This is such an unusual circumstance to find oneself in.
Garlic Against Kisses
It is important to remember a few things before going on a date, the most important of which is to brush your teeth and ensure that your breath smells pleasant. Onions and garlic should be avoided at all costs unless it is something that both you and your date enjoy eating. It might make the make-out session you have later more awkward.
According to the potentially garlicky kiss that was shared between Ben and his date, Ben’s date didn’t seem to care all that much about planting a kiss on him. She boldly sprinkled garlic powder on her pizza slice to demonstrate to him that she is not interested in making out with him afterward. Oh no, that didn’t work out.
Oh, What A Shame
When you are out on a date with someone, it might be best to refrain from texting in general, let alone sending messages to your friends. The text message that Maite’s date intended to send to his friend, but instead sent to her, was sent by accident. What a surprising turn of events when they both looked at the message at the same time, which resulted in an awkward silence.
We might have wished we could have just melted into the car seat and concealed our faces for a while. What a terrible disgrace. We feel terrible for her date because he mistook the message he was sending for one that was private to his friend. Even if he did regret it, he could have waited until after the date to tell his friends about it at the very least.
Five Words Story
There is no need for more than five words to tell a story. The one and only drawback is that we still have a lot of questions. What was he thinking when he hit her by accident? What led up to that event? Because Jon did not provide us with a backup story or discuss the consequences of what took place, we will never know the full truth about what occurred.
Is she all right? Did they finally decide to get married? There are a lot of details that are missing from this account; however, it appears that his story was fairly definitive. There isn’t much more to say about this situation other than the fact that he ran over his date with his car. In spite of everything that has happened, we sincerely hope that she is okay.
Value Of Technology
When Todd forgot to ask his date for her address at the beginning of the day, he got off to a rocky start. To have avoided all of this trouble, he probably should have asked her much earlier on in the process. However, things began to look up for him when a kind couple offered to assist him in meeting some of his financial obligations.
He made the mistake of walking into the wrong house, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise. This was before the widespread use of mobile phones; do you remember how things were back then? The situation became much more difficult, and it was much more difficult to get in touch with friends and members of the family. Praise be to God for the advancement of technology!
Husband-To-Be
This is the kind of date that you would be so happy to have because even if your stomach is upset, things could still take a turn for the best. This is the kind of date that you would be so happy to have. Ashley’s dinner companion ended up becoming her future husband. What a wonderful twist things have taken.
An ulcer can turn into a memorable experience, particularly if you are with someone who is understanding of your gastrointestinal problems. They eventually got married to one another and decided to spend the rest of their lives together; if this isn’t a happy ending to a fairytale, then we don’t know what is!
Sent From Heaven
This is the kind of story that fills us with joy and gives us hope that there is such a thing as genuine love. This couple got together over a shared experience of nearly choking on an omelet and blowing onion chunks out of your nose. Some people just happen to meet their soulmates earlier on in life, and they click immediately.
Although to some people the idea of doing this might be repulsive, it can actually be a very thoughtful gesture. What could be a more effective way to get to know someone than to witness them in all of their complete and utter splendor? Her boyfriend has all the makings of a keeper, and the two of them together are a match made in heaven.
Misunderstood Compliment
Having a pleasant aroma is extremely important, particularly before going out on a date. On a first date, you do not want to smell like onion soup or sweat, so it is best to lather on as many scents as possible. Jordan made the conscious decision to go to great lengths to ensure that she smelled like a fragrant flower.
Her date complimented her on how nice she smelled, but she couldn’t help but be very anxious throughout the entire evening. She could have thanked him for the compliment, but instead she described her breathing to him. A little goofy, but with an endearing quality all the same. The worst date ever doesn’t sound nearly as bad as other dates that could be much worse.
Better Sooner Rather Never
In a scenario like this one, you are supposed to feel grateful that you were able to find out the information sooner rather than later. It is extremely inappropriate to date someone in your family, so it is fortunate that this person saw the error of their ways before it was too late. Finding out that your date is a member of your own family is, without a doubt, one of the most peculiar things that we have ever read about.
When it comes to the worst possible date, this one takes the cake. Even though it’s embarrassing to be on a date with someone who farts and burps for the first time, the most awkward situation is when you discover that your date may have a family connection. We would have been in such an uncomfortable situation had we attended that family barbecue.
Two In One
Going out with someone means you have to tolerate their inconsistent behavior, which can be frustrating at times. But what do you do when it turns out that your date has been unreliable the whole night? This calls for an investigation to determine how he is actually doing in real life and calls for it to be conducted immediately.
The waitress was conducting her own investigation, and it is likely that she encounters situations similar to this one more frequently than not. She went up to Kelsey and informed her that her date was a liar because he was having a relationship with two different women at the same time. Kelsey unquestionably benefited greatly from the assistance that she provided.
Watch Your Words
It is never acceptable to bring up someone’s weight in a negative way, especially when doing so in such an open manner. To begin, the individual could be dealing with a serious illness and could be reluctant to talk about herself because of it. Catherine’s date lacked any sort of inhibition or filter, and their conversation was unrestrained.
It’s a good idea to be straightforward and communicate what you require at times, but at other times, you should also be careful about what you say. Catherine’s response was rational despite the fact that she had the option to simply leave. She demonstrated his instant karma by pouring a drink onto his lap and then laughing at him.
Cop Or Knight
When Linda found out she had a ticket before her date, her already difficult day took a turn for the worse. When you get a ticket from a police officer, it’s a pain because they may take away your license, putting you in an even worse situation than you were in before.
When Linda discovered that her date was the officer who had issued her the ticket, the situation took a decidedly negative turn for the worse. What are the odds of that happening? We are keeping our fingers crossed that he was able to get the ticket revoked and maybe get away with it this time. Chivalry must still exist in some form or another, right?
Losing End Of The Stick
When someone has a problem with gambling, it can completely disrupt their personal lives and cause a lot of stress. Gambling is a tricky game, and no matter how good you are, you will always come out on the losing end. The guy Heather is dating is a good example of a man who doesn’t recognize his limits but continues to push them anyway.
It’s a shame that Heather had to foot the bill for the date because he had gambled away all of his money. Heather was forced to pay for the date despite the fact that her date was obviously addicted to gambling, which is not a good thing to do in any way, but she had no other choice because she was left with no other option.
Not The Girl Of Your Dreams
This is a peculiar date because he says that she murdered him, but it is clear that he is joking about this statement. If she let slip a spoiler about the movie’s conclusion during the date, it must have been a particularly bad one to begin with. The worst part about spoilers is that they ruin the experience of finding out what happens in a movie for yourself.
Collin’s date was the complete antithesis of his ideal girl, and she gave no indication that she was even interested in going on the date. On a date, if you don’t eat dinner together, it can look really bad and make things awkward between you and your date. If we were Collin, we would make it a point to either not date again or at the very least investigate them thoroughly before spending time with them.
Without Noticing The Difference
This date sounds like it was taken right out of a thriller-romance movie and dropped into real life. The woman who is Scott’s date is not at all who he anticipated. Perhaps he should have been more perceptive in the beginning, particularly when she remained silent and did not communicate with him while they were eating dinner together.
When he found out that the girl he was supposed to be dining with wasn’t the girl he was actually with, he was forced to eat with a total stranger. What a bizarre turn things have taken! First of all, I can’t believe that he didn’t notice that she didn’t look anything like her picture. Concerning the mysterious date, we have a lot of questions that haven’t been answered yet.
Rotten Black Teeth
When your prospective date is a person who has been convicted of a crime, things may not always go as planned during the date. We have reason to believe that Heather was uneasy the entire time she was with the gentleman, in addition to the fact that the date itself was very odd. Especially considering the state of his decaying teeth.
Perhaps he should have brushed his teeth more thoroughly and rinsed his mouth out with mouthwash. That unquestionably would have resolved the issue. However, he didn’t even bother to pay attention to his own hygiene, which is an obvious red flag. It was probably a good idea for Heather to bring some gum or mints to offer to him, but she forgot to do so.
Elbowed Her In The Face
The love story of Mike isn’t particularly romantic, but it is adorable all the same. When we hear his story, we can’t help but laugh out loud because, at the same time, it’s both hilarious and (quite literally) excruciating. His first date with his wife was a disaster, especially because he accidentally elbowed her in the face when going in for a kiss, but ever since that incident, the two have been inseparable. His first date with his wife was a disaster especially because he accidentally elbowed her in the face when going in for a kiss.
There are times when all that is required is a gentle prod, but not the kind of prodding that is done with an elbow; that was a little too much. When you’re anxious, it can be difficult to kiss your partner, and Mike was in no way prepared for the kiss they were about to share. At least his future wife chose to stay with him; she is unquestionably a keeper.
He Decided To Dine And Ditch Her
Visiting Taco Bell is the best, particularly when they still had the sour cream potatoes in stock. Their burritos are out of this world, and their tortillas are simply the best you’ll find anywhere. The manner in which Margaret’s date treated her was subpar, as it bordered on being downright impolite at times.
On their first date, he took her to Taco Bell but then left her there while he went to eat elsewhere. The fact that he was stingy with it is the single worst aspect of the situation, and the fact that he abandoned her is a close second. She is worthy of a much better partner than her date, and the time she spent with him was not at all worthwhile.
Rose-Colored Glasses
When you’re in high school, you have a tendency to view the world through a rosy tinted lens. When the person you have a crush on walks down the hall, you notice that the hallways suddenly become brighter. However, Kyle’s high school girlfriend was the type of person who was uncomfortable showing affection to others.
She laughed it off when he attempted to kiss her because she thought he was joking. Even though it was a kind gesture, she ignored his request and laughed at him instead. The experience of this kind of rejection when you are young really helps you manage expectations when you are older, and Kyle’s ex-girlfriend had just taught him a valuable lesson on love and relationships.
Funny Remark
It is imperative that you always keep in mind the requirements of the other patrons when you are in the cinema. It is extremely important to be aware of your surroundings at all times, but this is especially true when you are eating popcorn or talking too loudly. The only thing is that Marie’s date didn’t quite go as planned, but other than that, everything went great!
The decision was made by two additional guys to join the party when she went to the movie theater. She wasn’t completely at ease with that, so she inquired as to whether or not they were dating simultaneously. Even though it was a humorous remark, we can only imagine how uncomfortable the silence that followed must have been. Yowza!
Incompatible Things
When used as a dipping sauce for chicken wings, ranch dressing is incredible. Alternatively, it would be delicious on a Caesar salad that was topped with a variety of croutons. What it does not go well with, however, is kisses, and Bennet’s date attempted to lean in close to her and plant a big kiss on her lips. However, this does not go well with the wine.
The only negative aspect of the scenario is that he was still chewing on some food at the time. Gross! Make sure that you have finished swallowing all of your food before you go in for a kiss with someone. Probably only birds are the only animals that could get away with doing something like this. When he put some ranch in his mouth, it signaled the end of this date for all intents and purposes.
Huge No-No
This is the moment that tops all other cringe moments. Thomas had a date and got particularly tipsy before he left the house. On a date, this is a huge no-no, especially considering that you want to be fully aware of the other person’s presence and the conversations that are going on. When Thomas went to use the restroom, things started to go from bad to worse.
Even though he had just seen her with someone else, he asked her out on another date, which must have made her feel extremely awkward. If we were in her position, we would follow her lead and time how long it takes for him to recall the information. This is a memorable and enjoyable moment shared by the two of you on your date.
Not What I Wanted
Seth was taken aback when he found out that his date was significantly older than he was. His first date was supposed to be with a much younger woman, but when he arrived to pick her up, he found out that it had been arranged for him to go out with the woman’s grandmother instead. Wow! We’ve read about some pretty strange first-date blunders, but this one takes the cake for weirdness.
We would be completely lost if we were in his position and had to figure out what to do. We’d probably just finished up doing something like taking the grandmother out for ice cream or something like that. After being put in such an unusual circumstance, we can only hope that Seth took something away from the experience regarding how to pick girls up from their grandmothers’ houses.
Never Again
Oh no, it’s another date that will make you cringe. Even though Danielle’s date was attempting to be funny, the gesture he made came across as downright odd. Who in their right mind calls blowing into another person’s nose a puppy trumpet? Even though it may at first seem like a cute gesture, it seems more appropriate for a more serious relationship, or perhaps something that should never be done ever again… but we won’t judge.
This lighthearted move was acceptable, but we do not advise you to follow in his footsteps. It’s one thing to kiss someone’s nose, but quite another to blow it in their face. It seems as though everything was running smoothly up until this point, but after that, things started to calm down.
Friend Zone
When asked about his lack of knowledge, this individual was telling the truth; he truly was clueless. On a first date, you should always make an effort to impress your potential partner with the best that you have to offer. However, this gentleman did not even make an attempt to level up with the saltine crackers that were included in their dinner date.
Even though it’s a sweet gesture, that can hardly be considered a meal. After that, she must have been starving, and this is more of a snack for all of the boys to share together. It’s not a good idea to bring video games to a first date because you won’t be able to interact with your date or learn anything about them. It appears that he abandoned her in the friend zone, leaving her to fend for herself.
The Last Date
People who want to become priests or nuns are taking a significant step toward a life in which they will be celibate and will not date. The woman who might end up being Rick’s date has decided to play the field one last time before entering the convent, and she did so successfully. The one and only catch is that it turned out to be the very last date she would ever go on.
At the very least, Rick had one date with the extremely adorable girl. Isn’t that really all that matters? It seemed like she had some pre-established goals that came back to the surface after the date, but overall, the date didn’t seem to go that badly. They were both better off as a result of having gone through this experience.
Thank You Next
This girl’s date was not a true gentleman; in fact, he demonstrated that he was a big jerk by picking her up and then ditching her! Who acts in this manner? Even though he tried to park three times but was unsuccessful, that is no reason to just abandon someone who is standing on the sidewalk. I mean, come on, this is so not cool.
If we were in Leslie’s position, we would at the very least anticipate that he will try to make amends for his inappropriate behavior by arranging for a large delivery of flowers to be sent to her house. If he left her the next day without saying anything, then the only thing that Leslie should be saying is, “Thank you next,” so we are keeping our fingers crossed that he at least apologized to her.
Recipe For Disaster
There is nothing that will make you feel more out of place on a potential date than dressing inappropriately. Jenna had everything she needed and was prepared to go to a Vikings game, but there was just one catch: the game wasn’t actually a Vikings game. She had done an incredible amount of preparation, including smearing face paint all over her face, but when she arrived at the upscale restaurant where her date was waiting for her, she found that he was already there.
Yikes! This is a surefire way to get into serious trouble. If we were in her position, we would make our way out the door as quickly as possible. Even though the way she dressed and the way she carried herself were both very endearing, the moment was not appropriate. This was neither the right time nor the right place for anything; those conditions did not exist at this very moment.
